The throne and where it leads

     

Behold, the lord's throne

The plumbing of Japanese castles isn’t exactly a commonly talked about topic. Given that there are a great many and more agreeable things to talk about, this probably comes as no surprise. If you keep reading, perhaps you’ll come to agree that there are points worthy of your interest & discussion.

Lifting the lid
On a recent visit to Kokura castle I was somewhat surprised to see a traditional squater on display. Some people refer to this type as the bobsled. It features a “T” handle to keep your balance in the event of the big one striking or even an earthquake. There is also a lid (which I presume was left up.)

Well, perhaps the lid wasn’t left up. A gaping hole in the floor is a potentially dangerous thing. It’s not that hard to imagine a drunken samurai putting his foot through or even losing hold of his mobile phone or keys down there.

Dark brown bowls
… could be used to describe Bizen-yaki, a popular regional style of pottery. But this wouldn’t be a fair description because they’ve also produced vases, cups and even, would you believe, the toilet bowls of Japan’s most celebrated castle, that of Himeji. The waste was delivered courtesy of gravity where it decelerated rapidly about a foot (300mm) from one’s bottom, even less if no-one got around to emptying it.

  • http://www.poolofzen.com コルーズ・真秀

    Yeah, nothing like dropping your iSword in the Bizen Yaki.

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    rotflmao! What a hassle, and then you’d have to re-sync it.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/rekishinotabi/ Rekishi no Tabi

    This sounds like a topic that Obenjo Kusanosuke would find so enduring.

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    I must admit, I was a bit unsure what you were trying to say & then I looked to the word/name Obenjo. I hadn’t made the connection before. 御便所?

    I used to work with a guy called Ben so I heard a few double (and single) meaning jokes. There was also a Canadian guy in Fukuoka with a last name of Mancuso which got plenty of laughs. Mancuso, 万糞 (10,000 shits)

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/rekishinotabi/ Rekishi no Tabi

    Obenjo Kusanosuke = お便所臭乃介

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    Hahaha. I like it! Did that nickname get its own thread on the samurai archives forum?

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/rekishinotabi/ Rekishi no Tabi

    Obenjo Kusanosuke, both the name and the persona, are the subject of lots of talk– some of it good, some of it funny, and some it just plain worthy of being flushed down the obenjo.